I do yoga. I have cats. So today, this happened.
Me. Standing on my “yoga block” – otherwise known as The Handbook of Understanding and Measuring Intelligence - attempting to do crow.
Where does a Momo sit?
Anywhere he wants.
We come to a temporary agreement. He gets the front of the mat and I can have the rest.
On to my forward fold.
BUT WAIT! What is this? You have way more mat than me!
I WILL HAVE ALL THE MAT!!!
Needless to say, the Momo now has no mat and I have all the mat – well to be more accurate I am sitting at my computer uploading cat pictures to a blog instead of doing yoga.
So in reality, no one has any mat at all.
The Momo: 0 Yoga Doer: 0 Yoga Mat:1
You win this round, mat, but later I’m going to do jumping jacks on top of you. Take. That.